Posts
Introverts are going to take over
the world someday.
Ha ha ha ha ha. Just kidding!
Unless it’s happening from the safety of home over a zoom meeting, the world is
safe from an introvert takeover.
There are a lot of misconceptions floating around regarding introverts. I think that term has become synonymous with anti-social. That’s really not true. (Well, mostly.) We are as social as anyone else. We will just need to leave earlier so that we can find some peace, quiet and 5 minutes (or hours) to hear our own thoughts. What, you'd like to know more about that shy, solitary animal known as the introvert? I thought you'd never ask! May I present:
A Guide for Introverting
You must love your own company.
I have met people who are unable to be alone. Like EVER. They need people
around all the time. I don’t understand this. I love being alone. Quiet does
not intimidate me, it rejuvenates me. It puts the pep in my step and the
twinkle in my eye. Some people need a three ring circus all the time. I need a
circus that went out of business due to a huge clown scandal and is now
abandoned.
You must have introvert hobbies. Much like enjoying our own company, introverts also have a variety of hobbies suited to our solitude. This is why you see us enjoying solo activities like reading, writing, gardening, quilting, podcast/audiobook listening, or tv watching. We can amuse ourselves for hours on end without human interaction. In fact, our happy place almost always includes a secluded place where we can while away hours pursuing these hobbies. Don’t worry, we will come up for air and be social again…eventually. (There's a greater possibility of this happening if there's food involved though.)
You must be a great listener.
Introverts can be Chatty Cathys (or Chatty Chads), but we also can be amazing
listeners. If you need someone to vent to, we are the ones who have your back.
Spew all that workplace vitriol and feel better about yourself for having a
safe space to get it all out. We won’t judge, believe me, we’ve met “people”.
And we’re generally not big fans. We will probably be impressed that you kept
that volcano inside for as long as you did without going on a punching spree.
You have a small group of
friends. When you’re an introvert, you don’t need scads of people in your
circle. In fact, your circle will probably be small and contain a handful of
close, trusted individuals. We are loyal to those we deem “our people” however
and have no issues becoming the problem if you mess with someone we love.
You’re creative and/or are a
problem solver. Is it because we spend so much time in our heads that we can
come up with creative outlets and solutions? Maybe. Is that is why we tend to like
making art or music or writing? Again, it’s possible. When you become one with
the gray matter you’re hauling around upstairs (I mean your head, not like jars
in the attic. Gross.) you can untangle those puzzling matters easier than one
who hasn’t even met their brain. (That’s probably less an introvert thing than
having to deal with stupid people though.)
You like socializing in small
doses. Even the most reclusive of souls need to “people” occasionally.
While we may not party hardy every single weekend, we have been known to cut a
rug every now and again. Sure our social battery drains faster than a late
model iPhone in dire need of upgrade, but we earn bonus points for every hour
we can manage to stay upright and not melt into an overstimulated puddle of
human.
If you can relate to these,
congratulations! Your introvert application has been approved. We will send the
zoom link for next month’s World Domination Planning Meeting to the email
address provided on the application. Happy Introverting!
Love Sarcastic Mayhem? Find me on FaceBook at
Modern Mom Mayhem.
Do u\you like scrolling? Check out the 'Gram (@modernmommayhem)
Want to share your mayhem?
Send an email to modernmommayhem@gmail.com.
